OK, Bobby D, here's the dealio

Some Smart Dude

Saying stuff that sounds smart

blah blah blah test stuff this will have words
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Here is even more stuff about whatever and stuff. See, I can't actually use the real format until I do the whole page the new way, so for now, you get this crap. It will work when we switch it over though, believe.

boobly boobly boo I love you.

Habba Jabba damn you had a lot of text here for this video stuffffff!

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